animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO THE ARTISAN CHARCUTERIE PLACE?

DAMN IT, I HAVE TO WORK. DOUBLE SHIFTS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. WE’RE HAVING A CHRISTMAS SALE. OLD TIMEY SHAVING BRUSHES AND RUSTIC POCKET KNIVES ARE HALF OFF. 40% OFF ALL SUSPENDERS AND MONOCLES. IT’S CHAOS. WE CAN’T KEEP THEM IN STOCK. I’D CALL IN BUT TIMES ARE TOUGH, YOU KNOW?

I HAD TO SELL MY PENNYFARTHING LAST YEAR, AND EVEN WITH MY WORK DISCOUNT I CAN BARELY AFFORD MOUSTACHE WAX AND LONG JOHNS EVERY MONTH.

ANYWAY, I’LL SEE YOU AT THE URBAN FARMERS GUILD MEETING THIS WEEKEND. TELL EVELYN I SAID HELLO.

skaggirl:

ms grotke knew the craic

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optimistof30thstreet:

Happy Christmas! :D xoxox

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homemakerholly:

likeafieldmouse:

Roland Tiangco - Dirt Poster (2011)

The back of the poster is covered with a fine black dust which, when rubbed against the white front, reveals the typography.

Wonderful. 
Alright paper-writing time.  

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dildosandglitter:

<3

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bringbackcrystalpepsi:

the—safest—sounds:

homosexualtendencies:

I may be late on this but has anyone else noticed the female bands/female fronted bands homages Marceline and The Scream Queens covers make?

!!!!

OH YES

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afrocentricmiss:

candelabralite:

Dear Every Man,

Don’t tell women you know nothing about to smile.

-Every Woman

need this!

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amajor7:

sad tunez

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