2011 you were the absolute worst,
things were only really good when I was as far from Auckland as I could get. Cantabrians, you are the fucking greatest. I wish I hadn’t taken that city for granted while it still stood. But I’m ambitious that I can make 2012 boss, that is, when I’m not killing myself at uni studying, or trying to pay rent, and other delights of the human condition. That is all.
pah: what if cats have internet too and it’s full of pictures of us Was going to be a tool and accompany this with an appropriate shocked .gif, but then I realised my whole .gif folder is of Tina Fey dancing and/or people giving high fives. I’m just a celebratory kinda guy I guess.
A Very Cider Christmas
Apparently this year Christmas dinner is “cider” themed. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. Oh and by dinner, I mean food platters because my aunt thinks she’s being avant garde and creative when really she’s just bought out an entire deli section of a supermarket. All I know is I have three bottles of Old Mout and I’m ready to roll. Operation “drink for your...
we-feel-alone: Wellington Treats 2: Peanut Butter M&Ms, Smores pop tarts + 1 Cookie Dough pop tart swapped with Nikki, and a Twinkie. Wellington: Food and then vodka and then food and then vodka and then food and then vodka, and then buying things that used to be available in Christchurch before the quake but were shipped north. PERFECTION.
Written Kitten →
innerfatgirl: this is a website that gives you positive reinforcement buy loading a really cute kitty every 100 words this is how i am going to write 5 papers in the next 21 dayz yr welcome (thanks to julia for this) Honours essays just got 500 kittens more exciting.
toosiblog: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer... →
toosiblog: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus… “He smirked, quite jewishly” This is beautiful.